Word Play Jokes

I'm Not Stupid

Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, "What's that, Miss?" Miss decides to play a word game with him and says, "That's what your Daddy calls Mommy, Tommy." Tommy thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm not stupid Miss, I know that ain't a fucking pig!"

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Garden Water

The gardner said he's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it with of water....
....he means well.

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Little Mermaid

Q: Why did Ariel blush?
A: Because the sea weed!

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