Word Play Jokes

Thumb Sucking

A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."

Anonymous

Zombie Booty-Call

No, you mean over MY dead body!

Anonymous

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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