It's Not Coca Cola

Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!

Job Woes

Q: How is your job going at the can crushing factory?
A: It's soda pressing !

Misunderstood

My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her. "Hey what's up?" she said. "Oh nothing, it's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me," I replied. "Haha don't worry, I won't," she said reassuringly.
"I wanna lick it," I said. She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said, "I knew you'd misunderstand."