Word Play Jokes

Space Stick

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in orbit !

Anonymous

Job Interview

I went for a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible."

Anonymous

Jungle Hazard

A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.

Anonymous