Word Play Jokes

Half of A Prayer

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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Mexican Eyes

Q: What do you call a Mexican with three eyes?
A: Ay, ay, ay!

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