Confusion

I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear.
These knickers were just making me so uncomfortable.

Left Arm -Riddle

Q: What happens if you cut off your left arm?
A: Your right arm would be left.

Guess Who

Five kids just trick or treated at my door in the scariest most lifelike costumes I've ever seen. My heart is still pounding and I'm soaked in sweat. I just know I'll be having nightmares about this for years.
For a second I thought it was the real One Direction at my door.