Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Jack-O-Lantern Jitters

Q: Why was the Jack-O-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Bone Scale

Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
A: Skele tons! 

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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