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Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Joe Biden's Deal
Joe Biden was getting ready for a Covid Halloween party when the Devil suddenly appeared and made him an offer.
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, POTUS in 24, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Biden was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
Categories:
Political Jokes
(About Democrats)
, Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
, Religion Jokes
(Devil Jokes)
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Zombie Weather
Q: What type of weather report makes zombies happy?
A: Cloudy with a chance of brain.
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