Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Pirate Joke

Q: What do you sew on a Pirate Halloween costume to fix a tear?
A: A pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Shape

Q: How do ghosts keep fit?
A: With regular exorcise!

Anonymous

Clothed Hairy Beast

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

Anonymous