Word Play Jokes

Vampire Bites

Q: Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
A: Because it's a drain in the neck!

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Light Bulb - Policeman

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.

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Cat Lost His Money

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!

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