Word Play Jokes

Confucius Joke

Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

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Smurf On You

I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf. Mint!

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Dyslexic

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?
A: One. It isn't too easy.

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