Word Play Jokes

Gore And Pantyhose

Q: What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

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Soap Flakes

Person One: This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Person Two: I bet you were mad.
Person One: Mad?
Person Two: I was foaming at the mouth!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes
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The Lone Insect

Q: What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
A: The Masked-quito!

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