Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"." I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blonde turns to the brunette with a confused look and says, "Okay, but how do you give shoulders?"

Blonde Detention

Q: Why did the blonde get detention for flirting with boys in class?
A: She wanted to go down in history.

Down with That

A depressed wine maker bottles it up.