Word Play Jokes

A Thousand Words

If a picture speaks a thousand words, how loud is a thousand words?

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Roosters V, Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A: The rooster clucks defiance.

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Lawyers Love Sushi

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

A: It's called Sosumi.

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