Word Play Jokes

Complaints of Married People

Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore? Because they are murmurs of the tied.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

We Have Plenty of Those

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry about it," said the Texan, "we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas." The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, selected a bottle of fine wine, tossed it up, and shot it into smitherines. "Hey, don't sweat it dudes," chirped the Californian, "There's zillions of bottles of wine in Cali." The Seattlite, following suit, guzzled down a bottle of micro-brewed beer, chucked it towards the rafters, shot the Californian, and (without missing a beat) pulled out his hand and caught the beer bottle. Everyone in the bar stood frozen in shock. "Relax, kids," said the Seattlite cooly, "Up in Seattle, there's a freakin' shitload of Californians. No big deal."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes)
Anonymous

Woman and KFC

Q: What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're left with is a greasy box.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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