Word Play Jokes

Light Bulb - Falling

Q: Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.

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Fish High

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

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Chinese Chicken

Q: What does a Chinese chicken say?
A: Wok wok wok wok wok

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