Word Play Jokes

Witch's Temple

Q: Where is the witch's temple?
A: On each side of her head!

Anonymous

Newt Coming Out

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"

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Celebrate Celebrex

Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know

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