Word Play Jokes

Teddy Bear And Pig

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

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Buzz

Once I stole a vibrator. I did it for the buzz.

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Submitted BY: bandk

Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

5. The blood bank mentioned this might happen.
4. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
3. Unbelievable; I thought that cold medicine said DAYTIME!
2. Whew! Guess I left the top off that liquid paper.
1. Amen!

Anonymous