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Black And Yellow Buzzing Along
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee in an airplane!
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Yo Mama - Scale Talk
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!
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Nicotine Patch
A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."
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