Word Play Jokes

Girlfriend Vs Wife

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Blonde M&Ms;

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Dying Blonde

Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous