Word Play Jokes

Sexual Profile

They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch.
Turns out I'm a lesbian.

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Difference Between Flashing Lights

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

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Rolling Stones V Scotsman

Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."

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