Word Play Jokes

Army Nurse

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.

Anonymous

KB Love

I have a fetish for keyboards. I often spend my days walking around computer stores thinking "I'd tap that"

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What's Up Doc

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor: "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Anonymous