Word Play Jokes

Becoming Shirt

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Anonymous

Half a Large Intestine

Q: What is half of a large intestine?
A: A semicolon.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Antique Store

Yo mama is so old she went into an antique store and they kept her.

Anonymous