Word Play Jokes

A 200 Ton Elephant Sit?

Q: Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere he wants!

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Anonymous

Men Sorting Laundry

How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

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Anonymous

Going Down

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me. And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."

Submitted BY: rumblefish65