Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Batman

Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Anonymous

Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Anonymous

Brightness

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

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