Word Play Jokes

Why The Big Fight?

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

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Definition of Diplomacy

Q: What's the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Juicy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw?

Anonymous