Word Play Jokes

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Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

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Vampire Acting

Q: Why did the vampire give up acting?
A: He couldn't sink his teeth into the part!

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Preventive Medicine Belief

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

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