Polygamy And...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife; this is called polygamy. We believe in having only one wife, this is called monotony"

What's Brown And Sticky?

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Fur Coats

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
A: Because they would look silly in plastic raincoats !