Word Play Jokes

Chinese Barbecue

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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Dad Stealing

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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It Drives Them Nuts

Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
A: Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

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