Word Play Jokes

Dad Stealing

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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It Drives Them Nuts

Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
A: Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

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Room Rates

Bridegroom: How much for the room?
Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars a piece.
Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.

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