Word Play Jokes

Computer Language Booty Call

Your bra size looks like it's the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

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Pirate Poker

Q: Where does a pirate keep his poker cards?
A: Close to his chest.

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Digital Clock

Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma, no hands!

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