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A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.
Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
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Missing Goose
Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!
Priest: That is very wrong.
Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?
Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you stole it from.
Confessor: But I have offered it to him and he won't have it.
Priest: In that case you may keep it yourself.
Confessor: Thank you, Father.
The Priest arrived home to find one of his geese had been stolen...
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Octopus with No Legs
Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A puss.
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