Word Play Jokes

Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

Anonymous

Tigger Smells

Q: Why does Tigger smell?
A: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Soccer

Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

Anonymous