Word Play Jokes

Teeth and No Mouth

Q: What has teeth but no mouth?
A: A comb.

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50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

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Injured Insect Vehicle

Q: Where would you put an injured insect?
A: In an antbulance!

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