Word Play Jokes

Idiots In Food Service

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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Defining Fear

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

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