Word Play Jokes

Rips You Off Daily

Q: What has six balls and rips you off daily?
A: The lottery.

Anonymous

Teeth and No Mouth

Q: What has teeth but no mouth?
A: A comb.

Anonymous

50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

Anonymous