Word Play Jokes

Sperm Bank

My friend robbed a sperm bank in broad daylight.
He has a lot of spunk.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Distance

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Anonymous

The Ant

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!

Anonymous