Word Play Jokes

Dumb

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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Sperm Bank

My friend robbed a sperm bank in broad daylight.
He has a lot of spunk.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Distance

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"

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