Word Play Jokes

Big Hug

Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
A: Because they had a crush on each other.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Any Windows Open

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside!"

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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