Word Play Jokes

Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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Why Do Blondes Use So Much Shampoo?

Q: Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
A: The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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You Know You're Fat

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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