Word Play Jokes

Distance

Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Duh..." said the other, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Anonymous

The Ant

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!

Anonymous

Hats

Q: How did you get your job making hats?
A: Won it on Who Wants To Be A Milliner.

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