Word Play Jokes

Ships of the Desert

Q: Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
A: Because they are full of Arab semen.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Light Bulb - WASP's

Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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George Bush's SATs

Q: What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.

Categories: Political Jokes , School Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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