Word Play Jokes

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Categories: Political Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Brainstorm

Yo mama so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Word Play Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous