Priest, Rabbi and Little Boy

A priest and a rabbi walk through the woods and come upon a little boy. The rabbi says, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The priest says, "Screw him." The rabbi says, "Yes, but outta what?"

Dig Deep

Q: Why should volleyball players work at the cemetery?
A: They're good at digging!

Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.