Word Play Jokes

Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

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Wife Gone

Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.

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Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

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