Word Play Jokes

CD & Intercourse

Q: What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
A: A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawal.

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Special Olympics

Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Having arms and legs.

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Yo Mama - IHOP

Yo momma so stupid she thought IHOP was a pogo stick made by Apple!

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