Word Play Jokes

Head Nurse

Q: When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
A: Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

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Jesus' Disciples Said

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"

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Kidnapping

I saw a kidnapping today but decided not to wake him.

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