Word Play Jokes

Wife Gone

Q: Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A: He took her for granite.

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Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

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Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.

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