Word Play Jokes

Unlawful and Illegal

Q: What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
A: One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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Good Intentions

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

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Two Sets of Lips

Q: Why do woman have two sets of lips?
A: One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!

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