Word Play Jokes

Pedal Paw

Q: Why don’t dogs chase people on bicycles?
A: Dogs can’t ride bicycles.

Anonymous

Skipping School

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

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Air Bubble

Q: What do you call a blonde at the bottom of the pool?
A: An air bubble.

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