Word Play Jokes

Kissing Birds

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Recycled Toilet Paper

Life is good when I can afford to buy recycled toilet paper.

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Never Had One

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

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