Word Play Jokes

Tough Judge

The judge handed the accused a piece of paper and asked him to read what was written on it, You should have seen the trouble he had saying "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
He's always handing out tough sentences.

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Glasses

"Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do, ma'am. This is a barber shop."

Anonymous

Busy Bee Doctor

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Anonymous