Job Skills

INTERVIEWER: Tell me, what's your biggest strength?
APPLICANT: I work hard
INTERVIEWER: That's exactly what we're looking for. Welcome to the porn industry, son.

Wet Ones

Q: What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?
A: Wet rocks.

Mistaken Identity

I was once involved in a case of mistaken identity. It was a good thing, because if they hadn't got the wrong person, I'd be in prison right now.