Word Play Jokes

Blocking The Tide

Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Blonde's Laundry Help

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Dumped By A Midget

Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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