Word Play Jokes

Sleep Number

My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

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Hop-scotch!

Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!

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The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.

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