Word Play Jokes

Longest Word

Q: What's the longest word?
A: Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

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Mommy's Little Helper

Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.... "Susie, dear," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place." "But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susie. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

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Details

Today feminists asked me how I view lesbians.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer.

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