Pooh's Honey

Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey

Wall to Wall

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet ya' at the corner!

Raggedy Ann And The Pillsbury Dough Boy

Q: What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy together?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection